Talking on Skype:
5% = Hi, how are you?
95% = Can you hear me?
i say im not beach confident and i hate the way i look and shit like that but im still gonna wear a bikini and eat a fuck load of cheese bread at the beach regardless so
The teachers that seem like they’ve lost a few marbles can teach you more than the textbooks ever will. Make friends with them
sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you
tbh having a job (even if only for a week) has improved my life because now I feel like I’m good for something and I’m not just sitting around my parents’ house all day and I have to spend my spare time wisely it just feels so much better
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro